Proper now, plainly votes are going 50-50, and albeit it is smart. Would you moderately have one thing nice or one other great point… Effectively each, ideally. I might moderately not have a select between two good issues, bag the lot and run away in my finest thief style.
Besides that on this explicit case, it isn’t closing between two wonderful issues. I see just one constructive right here: Somebody who is aware of how one can take good photographs of me. Sure, please. If you’re cursed with my utter incapability to understand primary facial expressions and on prime of that somebody who cannot purpose or time their digital camera correctly, the result’s at all times inevitably disappointing. The sort of disappointing the place you have a look at the picture, scratching your head and questioning how folks do not run away from you. Is that actually what I seem like? And extra, importantly, if that is so, can I sue my dad and mom for bodily damages and emotional misery?
Just some weeks in the past, I wanted to take creator photographs for the primary time. The joy of a primary time quickly de-escalated into abject horror. It would not matter how a lot I attempted, I may solely confidently grasp 2 faces: Smiling and the I-am-going-to-murder-the-whole-planet-passport photograph. If I haven’t got a mirror to observe repeatedly, I do not know how one can pull every other faces. Evidently, having somebody who can pose me to seize pictures that might not give me or anybody else nightmares can be a large enchancment (on each my shallowness and everybody else’s sanity)
Then again, a serenade… Nope, that is not for me for a wide range of causes. I take pleasure in silence moderately than music. Not that I will not take heed to music, however I am a kind of boring neurodivergent souls who would moderately put on noise-cancellers or headphones with the identical whale track on loop (really not a whale track, simply no matter songs I occur to fixate on on the time) than hit a random Spotify playlist to chill out. And if I’m attempting to work, silence is the popular possibility. Anything is just too disruptive. So, having somebody violently interrupting my peaceable ideas to serenade me is unlikely to finish up effectively for the connection.
There may be additionally a showy aspect to many serenade tales. It’s not often a non-public occasion. It’s usually carried out in public. It does take numerous braveness to take action, and an entire lack of know-how of what makes me joyful or comfy. Somebody serenading me could find yourself on the receiving finish of a bucket of water (I’d even embody the bucket within the throw). I may additionally fear about their sanity normally as a result of, dude, when you’d seen any of my photographs, you would not need to serenade me. You would be working away at prime pace.